I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
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he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
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hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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