i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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