does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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