Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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