...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
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I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
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Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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