singing on the bus should be illegal
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
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I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
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Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes