Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

Favorite
(443): View more from Maryland

My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(443): My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT http://tfl.nu/f0p2

Replies (20) Good night (5110) Bad night (869) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(661): View more from California

Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(661): Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better. http://tfl.nu/n2tz

Replies (6) Good night (2272) Bad night (546) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(810): View more from Michigan

kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(810): kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking. http://tfl.nu/av4y

Replies (34) Good night (8760) Bad night (696)
Favorite
(757): View more from Virginia

my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(757): my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'... http://tfl.nu/26q5

Replies (15) Good night (3848) Bad night (1170) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(917): View more from New York City

It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(917): It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall http://tfl.nu/9ve8

Replies (81) Good night (1311) Bad night (5298) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(513): View more from Ohio

just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(513): just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned. http://tfl.nu/25dz

Replies (36) Good night (4839) Bad night (582) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(937): View more from Ohio

pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(937): pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point... http://tfl.nu/zj6y

Replies (17) Good night (8468) Bad night (1097) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(403): View more from Alberta, CA

I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(403): I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass... http://tfl.nu/21fm

Replies (16) Good night (3700) Bad night (922) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(304): View more from West Virginia

My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(304): My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires. http://tfl.nu/nxay

Replies (14) Good night (3182) Bad night (1577) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(+61): View more from Australia

We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(+61): We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia. http://tfl.nu/ry0s

Replies (2) Good night (2070) Bad night (491)
Favorite
(917): View more from New York City

My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(917): My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case http://tfl.nu/1awx

Replies (3) Good night (1703) Bad night (528) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(571): View more from Virginia

It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(571): It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack http://tfl.nu/ebu7

Replies (3) Good night (575) Bad night (1817) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(201): View more from New Jersey

In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(201): In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye. http://tfl.nu/tv9w

Replies (7) Good night (608) Bad night (1228) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(541): View more from Oregon

Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(541): Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet. http://tfl.nu/2bxm

Replies (4) Good night (527) Bad night (731) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(706): View more from Georgia

I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(706): I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered. http://tfl.nu/js85

Replies (5) Good night (572) Bad night (902) Order T-Shirt

Randomize

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Find Us On: