I hate your face
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
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how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
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It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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