Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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