Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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