failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
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Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
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I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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