Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
Randomize
