When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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