You really coming over, don't trick.
That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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