scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
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well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
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I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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