i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
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We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
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I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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