I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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