So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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