My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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