Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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