I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
sex in a hospital.. check
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
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