You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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