Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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