***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
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