The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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