Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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