loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
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Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
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We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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