That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Randomize
