so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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