Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
no, he came in my armpit
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
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his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
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So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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