where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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