I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
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I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
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She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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