what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
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He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
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Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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