Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
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