she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
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