Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
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All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
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Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
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