OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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