Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
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How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
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Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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