Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
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i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
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I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Randomize