he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
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i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
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I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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