You can't special order awesome
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
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Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
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At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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