I'm lost and stupid without you.
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
