why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
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The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
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And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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