What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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