I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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