Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
Randomize
