if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
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He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
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I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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