There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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