I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
We had sex on a dog bed..
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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