I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Are my feet made of real feet?
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
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