I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
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we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
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Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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