Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
It's Friday. Sex?
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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