I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
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it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
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Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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