Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
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It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
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You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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