glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
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she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
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It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I am naked and annoyed.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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