you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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