all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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