So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
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Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
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You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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