they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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